Showing posts with label Genre: Action. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Genre: Action. Show all posts

Friday, 16 August 2013

G Is For... Gamer (2009)

From http://www.deepakarora.info/wp-content/gallery/movies/gamer.jpg

Dirs. Neveldine/Taylor

Another film covered by this duo. I do believe, like a lot of film fans, that they are underrated and far more interesting than many other film makers that work in the same genre in terms of presentation and content of their work. I'll argue Gamer is the most rewarding film they've made for the reasons stated in the review. I only wished that they'll be working on another film again, but after Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012), we may have to wait a while for that sadly.


From http://www.visualhollywood.com/movies_2009/gamer/posters/wallpaper_006.jpg

Friday, 2 August 2013

We Can Remember This Film For You Wholesale (Total Recall (1990))

From http://www.emanuellevy.com/media/2012/07/total_recall_1990_poster.jpg

Dir. Paul Verhoeven

I was a fan of Paul Verhoeven already, but viewing a large chunk of his earlier, Dutch language now has had a direct effect on viewing his entire career. It explains a lot about his filmography, even explaining Showgirls (1995), when you realise he can be both completely serious and play in levels of parody that pushes boundaries. It also makes me wonder how Verhoeven was even able to get away with becoming a Hollywood director that was prolific as he was, the time when hard R rated films were still acceptable in the mainstream allowing him to go through with some extremely adult work like Total Recall. Soldier of Orange (1977) and its award success had to be the calling card for Hollywood's attention, and his films' visual look, guided by the cinematography of future director of his own Jan De Bont, are rich and would grab anyone. But Verhoeven's frankness, even if it was softened, with less full frontal male nudity and bluntness in sexuality and characterisation, was still provocative and controversial, able to meld it with a satirical edge to almost all his blockbusters. Even in his debut Business Is Business (1971), a comedy drama based on the true recollections of female, red light district prostitutes, shows an irrelevance matched to the serious, willing to show serious subject matter in such blackly humoured way, that still bled through to all his films up to Black Book (2006), his return to Dutch cinema. The grabbing of a second hand box set of his Dutch work, that costs an arm and a leg online, for a cheap price in a store,  a diamond of a find anyone would love to find, pushed me to explore and reconsider his whole canon. His filmography is almost all available bar the obscure TV movies and Tricked (2012), a return to filmmaking that was partially created with the assistance of the public. An upcoming film has been added to his IMDB list, and there has been talk of him getting a film about Jesus Christ green lit, whose provocative titbits from what I have heard would make it difficult to be made in this day and age. If Abel Ferrera may be finally able to make a film on Pier Paolo Passolini though, anything can happen.

From https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJ6atRmMEw-c-W-tjQWjFdLM8yYkmFjXFz2_zVhKVjY5ltnfntJIoq3vWnPHnalMj7rJpLsSEbNRoc6n5GCo6OBBgOc0UpvEMtckU09I43fg2n0lpexfQvMRnnyebBi5sLtHrRKNvksFTF/s400/Total-Recall-1990-vs.-Total-Recall-2012-filmaria-3.jpg

With Total Recall, you realise, with the new things I learn about Verhoeven's cinema, that Arnold Schwarzenegger films could be used as a meta-reflection on what a person's mind could generate. Ordinary man Douglas Quiad (Schwarzenegger), in the near future, goes for a mental vacation, where fictional memories of a vacation, even from yourself, can be embedded into your mind. From the moment he goes for the memory implant, one of two versions of the film can be taking place. The official view of the film is that Quaid finds out he is a real spy whose has been given amnesia to hide the secrets he knows about a conspiracy taking place at the colony at Mars, persuaded by the men of Mars' political leader Vilos Cohaagen (Ronny Cox), with his right hand man Richter (Michael Ironside) directly behind him. The other version of the film is that, in this conspiracy spy narrative, this plot is entirely the implant memory and is all taking place in Quaid's mind to the end of the movie. The one issue with the later idea is that we see scenes without Quiad in them, with Richer, Cohaagen and Lori (Sharon Stone), Quiad's wife. Bear in mind though is that this is if you view memories from within the idea that it should be first person. Can someone have memories that are third person even about themselves, especially faked ones? (And what does that say about the concept of cinema, a dreamlike construct that allows people to view themselves in third person too?). There's also the less philosophical issue that the official narrative as well as being continually questioned, as asked in the film itself, is incredibly convoluted and close to contrived. It could be that the script of Total Recall is weaker than others Verhoeven had, but with flaws and virtues with each interpretation that balances them together, the film dangles in a great centre where reality is completely subjective. It evokes Verhoeven's last Dutch film before going to Hollywood, The 4th Man (1983), which did the same balancing act in two different versions of what was happening but never choosing one over the other on purpose.

From http://i.stack.imgur.com/qDRbv.jpg

It also allows this film to have its cake and eat it by allowing the moment it turns into a traditional "Arnie" movie, including the one-liners, to become a fantasy for Schwarzenegger's character himself. The film has something off about it when it gets to Arnie shooting people, blackly humorous but also perverted. It is incredibly violent, to the point it could repulse some but has an off-centre sense of sick but reflective humour to it, the middle chapter of a trilogy where the first, RoboCop (1987), had its violence noticeably censored, this film, and Starship Troopers (1997) where even the deaths of giant, alien insects caused one to look back at the stupidly violent carnage with a grim tongue in its cheek. The problem with his career is that Verhoeven's moments of black satire are taken seriously, when it fact they intermingle with the serious, upfront aspects in a way that is never ironic and never dampens the straight-faced aspects. Viewing Total Recall and his films again, even in his serious work there's a sense of perverse playfulness running through them from the beginning of his career, amplified and allowed to run amok when he got to make blockbusters when most non-American directors would have usually been straight jacketed. It's a very twisted sense of humour with this film, but it comes with a more honest view of its material, the potentially ill-advised mixing of revelling with the content, and stepping back and questioning it without philosophical digressions, working perfectly.

From http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02065/1990-total-recall_2065421i.jpg

It's very much a stereotypical Schwarzenegger film, but the technical presentation of it is far higher here because of Verhoeven's ability with the visual look of his films. The effects may have dated - a weird creepiness to seeing a distorted Arnie face made out of prosthetics that is bulging like he's stuck his finger far too high up his nose - but it's almost all practical, having a distinct, otherworldly look befitting a cinematic depiction of the future than a realistic one. It occasionally scrapes the satire of Verhoeven's other American films, but it plays with the idea of memories through gunfights without the obvious political digs, all interlocking together in one single reality that is deeply flawed. That, whether Total Recall's narrative for three quarters of it is real or not, the world it depicts is chaotic beneath the surface nonethless, and is now spread to the rest of our galaxy, one that has also been part of the director's trademarks even when depicting real Dutch history such as in Katie Tippel (1975). It's far from the best of his filmography, just in the Hollywood films too with Starship Troopers looming over it all, but Total Recall still has virtues. They are both as an Arnie film - some of his best one liners at least - and as a film with a sliver of subversion, whose ending could be exceptionally dark even if it's supposed to be a triumphant one. It's completely unsubtle, but set up at the start, it uses this to create a fascinating, and entertaining, vacuum in action film tropes by making everything (possibly) a theatrics that a married man, a construction worker, would wish he would do in his everyday life, but shown to us in this film. I have not mentioned that this is based on a Philip K. Dick short story because I have only read one work of his so far, his novel Eye in the Sky (1957). It is befitting however; after a freak accident, a group of people are shown the insides of each others' minds, worlds wrapped around their subconscious desires and murkiest beliefs. Playing with this idea that, maybe, just maybe, we're watching an Arnie film dreamt by Arnie, as gory and ridiculous as an Arnie film dreamt about would be, it results in a far more tantalising and appropriate take on the ideas of human fantasy. In The 4th Man, the protagonist, an author, creates his novels by imaging things that are fake are real to the point he believes them, potentially a downfall for psychosis unless he was actually right, presented to us again with the least expect person, the star of Commando (1985), a man used to fighting chainmail wearing, shouty Australians than the concept of fake reality itself. The cartoonish hero given an existential crisis in a cartoon. Only Paul Verhoeven's cinema crosses such lines like this. 

From http://www.doblu.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/totalrecallmindbending4346.jpg

Thursday, 27 June 2013

Anime 18 Review Link: Apocalypse Zero (1996)

From http://www.dubbedepisodes.co.uk/static/apocalypse-zero.jpg

Dir. Toshihiro Hirano
Japan

If there is one other thing to add to this review, I will say that a work that provokes any kind of reaction and "wakes" you from viewing it from a safe distance, where you can forgot it immediately afterwards, is worth taking seriously even if the material could be viewed as dubious to other opinions. This bizarre and ultra-gross anime, if I had viewed it back when I was between sixteen or seventeen, would probably be viewed as garbage. Now, rather than thinking I've regressed in my thoughts by giving it praise, I think its more the realisation - as someone who became obsessed with provocative art like the Dada movement before films, as mentioned in the review - that even in the most foul of areas a streak of subversion can be seen and given some merit. Back then, I didn't try to defend films that were clearly badly made like I did now, or defend works like this anime with questionable content, and probably would be viewed as having a better taste in films if one views cinema through the IMDB Top 100 list of films. I also however had such a narrow minded view of cinema and art in general that presumed anything that didn't follow a clear narrative or clear point was bad, including films by the likes of Jean-Luc Godard and truly great works of abstract cinema. Now my willingness to suggest that I find something like Apocalypse Zero to be a work of worth has also developed my ability to see the virtues of the likes of Godard and abstract cinema too because, after some of the films I've seen and covered on this blog, I'm prepared for films to take directions in content and presentation that the presumably "artless" works had. The erratic nature of the less defended films only differ from the celebrated works because they're repugnant to most or ended up the way they were by accident. That this anime may actually be intentionally getting a reaction out of the viewer, as I try to explain in the review, makes me want to defend it more.

As one find in live action, exploitation films, the most base of material can be the most daring in poking at taboos other filmmakers, or creators, are too cowardly to tackle. Yes, they can end up being offensively conservative at times, but others push the content in ways that make them impossible to view as celebrating bland stereotypes. In simple terms, sometimes the best weapon is to purposely show things so deeply "wrong", and in this case make it look like a Saturday morning cartoon on crack, and attack good taste even if the purpose of the anime was to just be an entertainment product. Rather than merely be offended or baffled by it, its worth actually thinking about why being offended by the images in a work happens and see if it has virtue from it. Plus, frankly people, including myself, get a perverse pleasure from these transgression and weird images, and to not admit it is lying to yourself. Sometimes its more healthier to submit yourself to something that isn't just blood for blood's sake, but something legitimately bonkers and throws images like "Double Big Tit Bomb" and other distorted animated images at your retinas. Far from viewing Apocalypse Zero as just an excuse to view Japanese culture as "peculiar", something like this is just in an entirely different orbit to anything else regardless of its country of origin. And far from being conservative, I seriously doubt anyone, except those who is going to celebrate how perverse the anime is, will come out as a fan of it. 


From http://www.videotapeswapshop.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/az2.jpg

Tuesday, 25 June 2013

This Is Anime 18: Introduction And Review Of Sword For Truth (1990)

From http://www.videotapeswapshop.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/key_art_sword_for_truth.jpg

The following is a start of a new series at Videotape Swapshop dealing with the more scuzzier, adult and more explicit end of Japanese anime, specifically how it has been released in the United Kingdom. This season does revel in more lurid content then I usually cover, some of it difficult to defend, but as I have found with everything I've written about on that site and this blog, good and bad, it all brings up so much to say about the stuff they touch upon, the creators and viewers like myself when you give them the chance to be chewed upon and thought about more. I'm also getting a lot braver in covering material like what is covered in this series. In terms of the anime itself, there's two works covered in the series that I will argue have legitimate merit, one that's an amusing failure, and one that straddles the line between unnervingly sincere and a brave attempt at a parody of the content its repeating. Only the ill-advised review of censored erotic anime is indefensible and even then that was compelling for all the wrong reasons.

Introduction To Series - http://www.videotapeswapshop.co.uk/15537/this-is-anime-18/
Review of Sword For Truth (Directed by Osamu Dezaki) - http://www.videotapeswapshop.co.uk/15348/sword-for-truth-%E2%80%93-1990-director-osamu-dezaki/

From http://chroniques-d-un-newbie.fr/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/%C3%A9p%C3%A9edev%C3%A9rit%C3%A908.jpeg

Friday, 29 March 2013

Videotape Swapshop Review: Street Fighter (1994)

From https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6BOy-q4h33BceCrXBNCp98NhHtymJTHAeliSCmfZz_zV2dqtnfpyBYo2Ft5ST-jCGMVFcZWVVs4gVEmR847rpwD8Rpjk9tUQcExl29AWghWXxTCshz8uo2cRXA4fvRpjNkb6-lTyAk366/
s1600/street_fighter_1994_poster_01.jpg


Dir. Steven E. de Souza
Japan-USA

The final review for the March-ial Arts Month for Videotape Swapshop, and in contrast to Mortal Kombat (1995), this is the review of the nineties adaptation of its arcade machine rival with Jean-Claude Van Damme. Street Fighter won, but the reasons why are in the review.


From http://i836.photobucket.com/albums/zz289/05k21a0551/12-03-2011/StreetFighter1994720p-3.jpg

Sunday, 24 March 2013

Mini-Review: Family (2001)

From https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVxMeGVkrfH0kEBrQKX5LK2q11xQ73bF1oUcVJfhLFVZbiWGyZzFByCnUUMPkrGgOq6aVuyY4o7ZQOgTFhbbLc64WQqgNzF8ZIBIWFDfngbJAHQ5HIZcIuIJR7LHdeWRqpBkVWBDcEt2Ml/s1600/family.jpg


Dir. Takashi Miike
Japan

I am a huge fan of Miike, but I realise that from a self proclaimed director-for-hire the massive output and the variety of formats he works in could lead to an erratic filmography. Sat between truly great films like Audition (1999) and Ichi The Killer (2001) is this work, bizarrely split onto two discs as two eighty or so minute films. A manga adaptation about warring yakuza, backstabbing and a budget large enough to afford a tank and a water-ski shootout, Family has the traces of all that makes Miike interesting. Brothers from a family broken into pieces by yakuza in different areas of the crime underground, a viewpoint from minorities in Japan, and a female character who is a Christian. Unfortunately it is an exceptionally dull story. Nothing in the film is inherently original or of interest, worsened by the technical quality. It is filmed on a cheap digital camera, which looks awful; Miike can use digital to his advantage, such as the probing of the image and voyeurism in Visitor Q (2001), but here it makes everything sparse and lacking. Miike also sadly continues the trend of using generic heavy metal music, at pointless loud volumes, over sequences that comes off as noise, surprising when he is very adept in his sound and music track choices.

It is a slug to get through both parts. It also makes the more gruelling sequences, such as a prolonged rape scene starting with molestation with feet, dubious. I will defend Miike over stuff like this, especially since he always, even in lurid genre works, makes such sequences discomforting and prevents the viewer from being able to shrug them off as merely sequences, but Miike needs to have made a good film around such sequences to prevent them from being merely tasteless, the result of which adds depth to them or sticks a metaphorical knife in the viewer’s brain to startle them. Since this is a poor film, barring some experiments with sound and image, such sequences just come off as pointlessly offensive, not helped by the fact that, while Miike is known for improvising or changing his scripts and stories during filmmaking, he is dependent on scripts being good or having something of interest for him to run with like many other directors. Family as a whole has no sense of Miike being fully engaged with it. It was made between some of his best work, showing this is a minor blip in his filmmaking, but unfortunately it is one of those true mistakes in a director’s filmography that discolours it. It is not an interesting failure one can learn to appreciate or actually love, by itself or in context of an auteur, but something so rudimentary you don’t want to own it even if it means a gap in the filmmography of one of your favourite directors.

Saturday, 23 March 2013

Videotape Swapshop Review: Out for Justice (1991)

From https://colmseeley.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/out-for-justice-poster1.jpg


Dir. John Flynn
USA

Another review for Videotape Swapshop, and part of the ongoing story of my complicated relationship with Steven Segal.


From http://p3.no/filmpolitiet/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Out-For-Justice-bilde-2.jpg

Friday, 22 March 2013

Videotape Swapshop Review: Norwegian Ninja (2010)

From http://www.wreckamovie.com/system/task_references/0000/1100/
Teaser_Ninjatroppen_700x1000.jpg


Dir. Thomas Cappelen Malling
Norway

Another Videotape Swapshop review. The title of the film is more than enough to explain what it is about, but even better, there’s more to it than that would suggest.


From http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Cu8vhHUPQcs/USVoziZm8YI/AAAAAAAAAn8/YMgxiVFfwGM/s1600/NorwegianNinja3.jpg

Thursday, 21 March 2013

Mini-Review: Casa de mi Padre (2012)

From https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5bwVgRjwbneUyEiy7Q9-OxjE2aERmodm86V04sSJwHHjSsbRXcxRf43s_jy66Q2lcebd78GCLsMWKfKP-4pQwwlCLthKHD2rFX2KB5PWAC5_SGf9dL7xZTFM9j-eKjX6zyVVuh_J29w/s1600/Casa+de+mi+padre+2012+poster.jpg


Dir. Matt Piedmont
USA

The newest kinds of parody films that tackle cult and niche material are divisive. Unlike Airplane! (1980), they are in danger of only being designed for single viewings only, unable to create memorable worlds to match the jokes; Black Dynamite (2009) fell to pieces on the second viewing for example. I have hope for Norwegian Ninja (2010), and in its favour it has a full story, even in such a short running time, and is tackling real life Norwegian political history which adds layers to it. Casa de mi Padre, based on Mexican melodramas, is in a precarious place for me even if I admire what it attempts to do. I have not seen anything that could have influenced this film, so it came to me as a very unconventional work, one, regardless of what happens on another  viewing, I will applaud for being an American comedy taking an original turn.

When two drug lords – his own brother (Diego Luna) and the local lord Onza (Gael Garcia Bernal) – begin a bloody conflict, pushed forward by a corrupt American FBI agent and Mexican police, the naive rancher Armando Alvarez (Will Farrell) will have to learn what it means to be a man to protect what he loves. Done completely deadpan, it is supposed to be a Mexican film with everyone, including Farrell, speaking in Spanish. What could have been quite insulting to Hispanic viewers, with its intentionally fake model effects and back projection, is far more interesting than a cheap parody. It’s whole premise and concept is what could make it remembered in the future even if it’s flawed in the final results. At only eighty minutes, if suffers from a thin running time which prevents it from taking a sketch and making it into  fully formed, unique creation. Many of these intentional cultish films spend most of the running time setting up the premise and not deepening them, which Casa de mi Padre does suffer from.

This film could survive in the eyes of viewers in that, embracing its cultural influences fully, it is inspired and exhilarating. In eighty minutes it includes some immensely good musical numbers, a throwback to spaghetti western title themes that Quentin Tarantino wishes he had, a willingness to tackle something as serious as the Mexican drug wars in a way that isn’t trivialising, and a legitimate cinematic quality to the material, far from flatly made comedies as we expect now but with a mix of artificial and real sets that is distinct and imaginative. When it does play with the tropes of “bad” filmmaking – awkward delays in dialogue, obviously fake animals, in-film advertising – it comes as peculiarly funny rather than a self conscious attempt at being awful. And that it is playing itself as a serious film, including bloody gunfights and tragedy, while creating an off-balanced tone to the story at first, actually makes it difficult to not be caught up with the narrative arch even when you’re still noticing the subtle and blatant absurdities in the fore and background of scenes. The only hesitation I have with giving the film more praise is its slightness, and whether this will do the same to it as it did to Black Dynamite, making it pointless to watch it after a first viewing, is up to what happens on another viewing. Aside from this it is the kind of unconventional idea you want more comedy films to go along with. 

From http://boscosgrindhouse.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/casa-de-mi-padre-1-620x.jpg

Saturday, 16 March 2013

Beasts and (Savages (2012))

From http://www.cinematoria.com/images/films/savages_2012/wallpapers/savages_2012-en-1-1920x850.jpg


Dir. Oliver Stone
USA

A new review and something more recent. In the last week especially, in just two days of viewing films released last year, I’ve become more enamoured and optimistic about the quality of cinema still in just three films. And, gasp, they were mainstream films like Skyfall (2012)! Even Paul Thomas Anderson’s The Master is more a mainstream work because it’ll be more available than an obscure documentary about textiles from Uzbekistan or something that actually exists to my knowledge. It shows my concerned issues from before, that dangerously put me close to a snob, will always be about the film culture surrounding the movies instead. That and the large percentage of overrated films and those I should have avoided the moment I felt trepidation that I viewed. I realise that, as this thought grows, that the concept I had before becomes stronger as well. Do I qualify as a contrarian to the eyes of the likes of Rolling Stone magazine and The Guardian newspaper, or are there issues to be brought up of the damning of Oliver Stone’s new film that’s taken place? Before I get into the meat of the review, it becomes clearer that the need for self consciousness in one’s self is required. A film critic is supposed to teach the reader as well as recommend things to them, but as anyone who has gone through education should realise, as I did at university but could be learnt as far back as a child in primary school, it’s that for an education to work the student (the hobbyist, the fan, the scholar etc.) must be taught (and teach themselves) to think for themselves even if it means questioning the Master, to borrow the symbology from Paul Thomas Anderson’s film, to get there. To think for oneself allows skills to increase, and knowledge to have a use, while allowing you to separate yourself from herd thinking. Looking at Savages, and thinking about it, one wonders if it’s as much a cheap shot at Taylor Kitsch again (after John Carter [Of Mars] (2012) and Battleship (2012)), and the sense that Oliver Stone is no longer the ‘cool’ director loved in the eyes of popular film fads, that has coloured the apparent negative reviews of the film.

From http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30400000/Savages-2012-upcoming-movies-30420931-725-463.jpg

Oliver Stone can be divisive for me. Some of his films I’ve seen are failures, but he made Platoon (1986) which is a great work. Savages is an interesting borderline between his political and sociological dissections, of the process of negotiations and methodical pacing, and the more erratic, and contextually and visually more confrontational works like Natural Born Killers (1994) and U-Turn (1997). The two sides create a perfect bed for the content, easy to dismiss as a generic thriller with a winking tone, but far more of a complicated animal I will praise Stone, co-script writer Shane Salerno, and author of the original novel it is based on Don Winslow for. When they reject the partnership with a Mexican cartel, the incredibly successful duo of pot merchants Ben (Aaron Johnson) and Chon (Taylor Kitsch) find that their shared love of their life O (Blake Lively) has been kidnapped by the group as a ransom and fight fire with fire in return. What could have been a generic, one note story of good and handsome heroes rescuing a damsel in distress from evil Mexican drug dealers is a far more layered, dense work. What I have had to learn as well is that, as much as I champion innovatively made films when I feel they deserve it, I have learnt how exhilarating it is to see well worn tropes, in plot, structure and tone, given freshness and richness through craftsmanship and a distinctiveness as seen in this film. It started with weariness for me at first with Lively’s constant narration over the first few scenes, fearing it would be an incredibly empty, ‘hip’ crime story, but it sinks in early on how no one in this film is clean-cut and morally black-and-white. Many films are like this, but Savages actually enforces this idea fully, staring back at you about this issue sternly as you follow its intentionally lurid, rush of theatrics it is playing out in its hands. Even if Lado (Benicio del Toro) the cartel’s heavy is a monster who assaults his wife and does sadistic things, the fact that early on we see him at a son’s baseball game as a dysfunctional father does not let the viewer get away scot-free from being on equal grounds with all the characters. As Chon keeps telling his friend Ben repeatedly, they will always have to resort to violence eventually and the world ‘changes you’, and Stone emphasises this. The well worn clichés and expected beats, because of the methodical tone of the film, are scrutinised – the corrupt FBI agent (John Travolta) is a family man with a dying wife and some semblance of consciousness still in him, the psychopathic Lado and all the Mexican cartel are human beings with families, and the loss of innocence for Ben and Chon, from the director of Platoon, and their transformation to mirror reflections of the other side is more apparent, as “Savages.” is used by both sides at the other at least once each. Ben’s Buddhist influenced desire to help the world is sincere and praisable, but that his best friend Chon, a former soldier in Afghanistan, has to be an enforcer to collect money from people who didn’t pay up shows that, long before the violence that takes place, he was already exhibiting the crippling flaw of hypocrisy that he doesn’t even recognise in himself.

Then there are the non-conventional aspects of the film. The pan sexuality of Ben and Chon, that O shares them as lovers and that, beneath it all, they love each other just as much, or more so, plays a fascinating (and applaudable) card of knocking over gender and sexual stereotypes from the creators of the film while emphasising the bond of the protagonists and adding to the script’s complexities. That this aspect isn’t made an upfront part of the narrative in a patronising, half-hearted liberal way shows a skill and greater subversiveness from everyone involved including Kitsch and Johnson in the roles. Also significant is that the leader of the Mexican cartel, the lord who presides over the riches with a bloody fist, is a woman, a mother in fact. Playing Elena, Salma Hayek is beautiful, even more so now as an older woman, but that also brilliantly by her in her performance and Stone’s part adds to the character. The expected gender roles of a woman to be followed in a patriarchal society – the doting mother who looks after the home, the paradox of the beautiful, sensual siren hybrided with the faithful widow who never remarries and has flings – are melded with statuses usually assigned to male archetypes. Elena is also the sole home figure (and breadwinner) in a family where most of the men were killed, the businessman, the leader, the boss, the bloodthirsty, the ends-justify-the-means brutalist who, to survive the precipice her group is near, deems it needed to behead opponents with chainsaws through the likes of Lado and has the footage sent to white, pot selling, naive surfer-types to frighten them into becoming business partners for her and her extended family to last. The mother estranged from her daughter emphasises a far deeper use of stock characters by her position within the characterisation. It is fitting, learning of this in university classes, looking back at this film through the knowledge that, at least in Britain before the twentieth century, there were housewives who, far from flimsy submissive creatures, had control of everything in the house (especially finances and what was done inside the home) and likely had far more control of the family than the husband. Elena is the mother who, having taken the cartel over after her husband’s death, proceeds to manage it as carefully and fully as she can, regardless of the carnage and its dwindling future. That this is furthered in making her captive O a quasi-daughter to her more sympathetic and thoughtful to her than her real one is to her shows a compelling dramatic licence that is sadly absent from films which were praised to the heavens, unlike this, but even to my virginal twenty three year old mind, were the creations of cynical hollowism, crass one-dimensional characters and unbearable whinging to the material.

From http://www.ferdyonfilms.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/benicio-del-toro-salma-hayek-savages-2012.png

The only potential issue I had with Savages is its ending which pulls the rug from under the viewer. It is wonderfully abrasive, but my issue with it at first, rather than being angry with it being a cop-out, was that not so long before it a gruesome plot point is introduced between O and Lado, who paws over the captive hostage constantly, that could make the ending queasy in the wrong way, as if ignoring the weight of what was introduced. Preparing for this review however, I reread the Sight & Sound review of the film by Nick Pinkerton that made me interested in the film (October 2012, Volume 22, Issue 10 for those interested), and a point he makes is that her narration is “selectively omniscient, occasionally unreliable” and while I won’t call her a “sybaritic sun-worshipper with a THC-soaked brain” like he did, she is just as compliant in the events that take place. A true victim of unjustified brutality, she nonetheless - emphasised (on purpose?) by Lively’s physical appearance, close to the tween high school girl fetishisation that, while not her fault at all in any way, is becoming a fad with male fantasies and Hollywood cinema – is also a blasé rich girl who, for her clear sincerities, is also ignorant. With a lack of concentration likely caused, as Elena states, from smoking pot since eighth grade, she fails to realise the obvious and tragic coincidence, when Ben and Chon resort to more extreme tactics, and how they mirror her captors’ behaviour. A man as intelligent, talented and skilled as Stone, regardless of his failures, would not put a disturbing plot point into a film and seem to shrug it off afterwards; it becomes obvious that, along with the carpet pull twist ending, that it, along with the violence beforehand, is supposed to leave an unclosed, festering wound in the viewer’s mind to stop them from forgetting the film and remind them of the ideas beneath the gunfire.

Fittingly, after the compelling but ultimate failing of Natural Born Killers, Stone melds its aesthetic with a strong core this time, director of photography Dan Mindel creating retina burning images and composer Adam Peter combining spaghetti western guitar riffs to pulsating electronica, a foundation that proves that great genre and pulp material can convey universal ideas of humanity more thoroughly than serious dramas. With one side ingeniously using their image of themselves from America, of gardeners and immigrants, to their advantage, alongside ruthlessness, against California types with ex-marine tactics and computer hacking, it allows Stone to prod American culture thoroughly. But it also allows him, even for a man like myself who has never held a gun let alone see a person die in front of my eyes, as someone who lived through the Vietnam War, to show that even if violence is necessary at times, it still means that your enemy is a human being who becomes a pile of blood and organs with a pull of a trigger. In hindsight to the first paragraph, it will be films that can do this that can keep me optimistic for current cinema rather than pine in a nostalgia I wasn’t born into. It must however involve questioning the mass consensus through my continuous education, causing one to view film opinion as idiosyncratic forks of personal opinion, as well as fact, and taking advantage of that. Hence, I’m going to have to defend Savages in a lengthier review like this because it brought these thoughts out from me.

From http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rWdVTSEHV5k/UEBWLUJHKKI/AAAAAAAAVVM/fqfT-Bhx6aM/s1600/Taylor-Kitsch-and-Aaron-Johnson-in-Savages-2012-Movie-Image.jpg

Monday, 18 February 2013

The ‘Exploitation Movie’ of ‘Religious Versus Literary Controversy’ [International Gorillay (1990)]

From http://www.nanarland.com/Chroniques/internationalguerillas/jaquette.jpg

Dir. Jan Mohammed
Pakistan
Film #30 of The ‘Worst’ of Cinema

This review has been long is gestation, since last year before this season came about; I have even read the Salman Rushdie novel The Satanic Verses, central to the existence of this film, to give me background to this infamous ‘Lollywood’ film from Pakistan. When author Rushdie first published The Satanic Verses, a magic realist story that tackled the divide between someone of West Asian descent and a secondary identity of being British, and of the divide between religious belief and doubt, he provoked outrage from Muslin communities for the book, particularly a segment based on the prophet Muhammad where lines are added into the Islamic rulings of there being three goddesses who can be worshiped, the ‘satanic verses’, which are pulled out of the scripture by the messenger of Allah immediately afterwards. Along with other aspects that could be seen as damning or undermining Islamic belief, he would eventually have a fatwā placed on his head for his death by the late spiritual leader of Iran Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini. A film like this, when you review it, would make it difficult for some to hold their tongues about their religious beliefs or the concept of freedom of speech, but in hindsight I may have over researched for this review. Rushdie’s novel was exceptional, and it helps to know the book that caused such an outrage it lead to a murder and attempted assassination attempts, but International Gorillay is far from a serious film despite its background and the hatred within it for Rushdie. It was made merely as a commercial film and the idea of cashing on the controversy as it did makes it a true exploitation movie. It’s also demented.

From https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1rJV3ND8iMQLzEHIMREJ8KFMxIKP599uiQzi1HO9fWOPaRDB7nQjbbM07UBZSmq81OzkUouBdzKIC2uY5XVoHxfG1AzKIosLHMKtIXaB4pSkY0SoSFBZtTE_piESeSQqzjBKf5FffNs-P/s1600/IG07.jpg

When the Islamic world is terrorised by the evil Salman Rushdie, a Bond-like villain in sharp clothes, his own personal army of goons and torture techniques including forcing the Muslim prisoners to listen to The Satanic Verses in audio book form in jails, three Muslim men of the same family, after relatives are shot down by corrupt policemen during an anti-Rushdie protest, go abroad to kill Rushdie for the sake of the Islamic (and Pakistani) people. When the title credit, in a two and a half hour film, appears fifty minutes in, you realise International Gorillay is very different from other films. It’s condemnation of Rushdie, in the countless proclamations against him to his face, may actually be awkward even for Muslin viewers who were offended by his novel, and when it’s in the content of a Lollywood film, where there are musical numbers even during the final confrontation with the villain, and action scenes that would make Italian genre films like Strike Commando (1987) look like Twilight, and it causes more problems with the message. Make the film as erratic in the technical side as it is and in the ideas onscreen as well and your brain turns into the consistency of mash potato. The version of the film I saw was atrocious, a video rip which had moments where it seemed the frame had to be fixed like one would see happen by accident in a cinema, but technically this film is off as well. This is especially the case in the editing; seconds in the narrative pace seem to be missing, where it transitions into the next explosion without any establishing set-up, and a protagonist is suddenly in another place or switches from having a gun to a crossbow to mow down henchmen. The repetition of footage in-between ongoing sequences is almost avant garde but it also baffles and undermines how one puts together images to create a juxtaposition. It’s on the opposite side of Ninja Terminator (1985), the first film reviewed in this blog season, in that the placing together of images in the film actually undermine the concept of editing and scrambles how you a as a viewer connect images to create a succession of narrative. It is the film where everyone gets a reaction shot every time something significant happens, usually with a smash zoom to their face. It is like a high budgeted version of Turkish Star Wars (1982) with far more action choreography – explosions, motorbike chases with rockets, helicopters – and even has a ‘rip-off’ aspect by having the protagonists, for no reason, attempt one of their raids on Rushdie in homemade, Adam West-era Batman costumes.

From https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXE7JLq9SBaASTAYoj8cE6xqo-GGkGSm5378KdH9dyi8g4vz7KrwnNdCl1TLqiPv3QOkTX-x-i7tLmBWZTPd2Z1zHRcydnu0rBmrvJSCFnbh-Rj9MDV3ROb3oufd9xF1JAYl25abfBqq-v/s1600/IG02.jpg
International Gorillay and its exploitation cinema mentality against its reverence with the Islamic religion do not mix very well. It is a film where Rushdie has in his arsenal identical versions of himself, musical numbers about the ‘bullet of love’ with a gun being fired as part of the chorus percussion of one song, and guitar hot licks from the American, straight-to-video action films made around this time. This does not gel with the praise of Allah and His Prophet Muhammad at all, as would happen in a Western film which tried to have this type of tone with a heavy Christian message, or any message that is supposed to be taken seriously. The film even has comedy relief in the form of a bumbling Saudi Arabian sheik and his right hand man who work with Rushdie and have comic hijinks, including someone having giant, yellow glasses with miniature windscreen wipers on them. It doesn’t help though as well that the film is anti-Semitic, with a Jewish femme fatale with psychic eyes and her brother on Rushdie’s side, adding unnecessary fire to the real life conflict between Judaism and Islam, within a pulp film. Even something like Turkish Star Wars managed to avoid this, celebrating the virtues of Islam and Turkish heroes while not trodding on other religions for cheap effect and going as far as having Christianity part of its mythology. The ending, which I won’t spoil, is on YouTube, but its moment of divine intervention does not fully impact you unless you’ve seen the whole feature, seen the musical number beforehand proclaiming the virtues of Allah and seen it in its proper context. Then it feels like, regardless of your religious and political beliefs, like you’ve been struck by lightning yourself.

From https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3B11IdP12YxZV4NocLMxfRiVbQLLW5sjRoclZSqsko4uqTDzR9aXqj9CaA92dtuITOzWc2CY1iXsvoCZonCwuygZgSj2Y4tD1v6kXmzLNIK0f5t8VQ8TMDsfIzHSxwSL2LYiDi4jirc-G/s1600/IG01.jpg

The British Board of Film Classification banned this film from being released in the United Kingdom at first, but it was Salman Rushdie himself who persuaded them to change the ruling, under the belief of freedom to speech even for works negative of him, and because the film was so abstract from reality that no one would take it seriously. In The Satanic Verses, one of the two protagonists is a megastar of Bollywood cinema, and while this is a Pakistani film, International Gorillay feels like something Rushdie could have created for the story depending on where the plot of that book would have went to. Historically, despite the fatwā placed on his head and protests against his knighthood in the 2000s, Rushdie is an acclaimed author, while I only found out about this film because of The Satanic Verses controversy, the only large group who think about this film a great deal being a French website called Nanarland, which I wish I could read in its French text, who celebrate ‘bad’ cinema. This review could easily, by accident, become an insulting and patronising take on Islamic religion, but while the historical background of Rushdie is important to get more out of it, International Gorillay, while trying to give some cathartic entertainment to offended people, was never meant to be taken seriously and cannot be taken seriously. It’s entertaining, certainly, but it’s also bizarre, in its own unique world regardless of its context as a mainstream film from Pakistan. It’ll be impossible to forget it from all the films I’ve seen from this season.

From http://s3.amazonaws.com/auteurs_production/images/film/international-guerillas/w448/international-guerillas.jpg?1308262039

Saturday, 2 February 2013

The ‘Worst’ of Cinema [Dominator (2003)]


From http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BcbuH_teL2Q/S8tIv8bKRFI/
AAAAAAAACdw/7uLQJH_bIds/s1600/DominatorCov.jpg

Dir. Tony Luke
United Kingdom
Film #25 of The ‘Worst’ of Cinema
 
There’s no point attempting to explain this film, the first all-CGI animated movie to be made in Britain. Just watch this extended clip...



Everything that I needed to explain about this Dominator is in that clip. Everything. I was masochistic to view it all the way through the first time, and I was masochistic enough to see it again years later just for this review. It’s catharsis for one of the worst films I’ve seen. It’s sad to say this because I should adore the ridiculously cheap looking animation, and get a goofy laugh from its heavy metal stereotypes. I feel guilt because, researching what little is available about the film, its director had just hastily recovered from lung cancer when he was working on it. But I cannot hide the pain I felt.

When the three daughters of Dr. Payne (Doug Bradley) play the contents of one of his occult books, The Lost Cord, they bring into the world the Dark Lord of Sonic Hell Dominator (Dani Filth from the band Cradle of Filth) but also leave open the gate to Hell for the individuals after him for a key, one which if returned to their leader Lord Desercater (sic) (Doug Bradley again) will help him take over the known cosmos as well as Hell. It is supposed to be as ridiculous as possible. With its rudimentary look, it is impossible to take it seriously beyond every cliché of heavy metal iconography put together in a work that is clearly influenced by the tone of Japanese anime. This is of importance as, surprisingly, the original source, a comic strip in Metal Hammer magazine, was readapted into a quite popular comic in Japan, one of the few cases where a Western creator, and probably the only case involving a British artist, created work for a solely Japanese market as actual manga. My problem with the film is not its look, or animation, as I should have fallen in love with this. It’s the story and ideas themselves behind them.

As a heavy metal fan, I can except and enjoy immensely all the clichés that are usually derided in its imagery – the obsession with Satan, motorbikes, skulls, and ridiculous large shoulder spikes – but I also find most of it embarrassing and unoriginal. Dominator is cringe worthy in how it trivialises heavy metal as much as it does, where character names like Dominator, Decimator, Hellkatt etc. are acceptable even in the context of a goofy animation or for the names of demons. The character designs and the look of the film is aborrant because of the tackiest heavy metal album designs and promotional images it brings up, of skulls on everything and random tentacles and spikes coming from everywhere. The only interesting looking character, in the clip above, that’s not a mess of adolescent metal cover designs or stock character models, is the awfully named Lady Violator, taking the fetish, almost-completely-naked-but-part-machine-in-cock-teasing-places design to ridiculous limits, and with the late Hammer horror icon Ingrid Pitt voicing her, but she was created specifically by another person in the production team.  And that this has such individuals like Doug Bradley, Pitt, and in another role the director Alex Cox staring in it is worse. This will not be said of for extreme metal singer Dani Filth. His main character Dominator is all the worst ideas of how an antihero should be – those repeatedly mentioned spikes everywhere on him, face masked all the time, and no charisma except wanting to shag all of Payne’s daughters, and any other women in the vicinity, at the same time like a horndog – and is made even more embarrassing by Filth’s voicing of him. Using his same raspy growl from his band Cradle of Filth’s music, you cannot take him serious even if its self deprecating as the attempt to sound cool and demonic is so forced. I feel pity for him if it wasn’t for the terrible feeling that, as is the whole problem with the film and large swaths of heavy metal and alternative culture, he is taking himself seriously for something that is childish in an empty way and marketed for anyone who wants to wear designer brand pentagram t-shirts and black hair dye without actually taking in the cultural and pop mythology heavy metal draws from. Two of my favourite metal groups, not taking account of the various sub-genres, are Rammstein and Mastodon. The former is known for their insane pyrotechnics and songs about sex, but have a political edge from their East German heritage mixed with songs drawing from fairy tales and literature, a melancholy to their slower songs, and a wicked sense of humour that goes against every stereotype of German culture. The later have made a concept album about a wolf man going up a mountain and fighting monsters, but not only melded it with a unique personality and an obsession with prog rock, but made it a follow up to a concept album about the novel Moby Dick. Some great songs and bands delve into the clichés of heavy metal, but as far back as Black Sabbath, they distance themselves from the limited, adolescent mindset by their other musical interests that influence their work, their interests in other art forms and their unique quirks.

What makes this even more worse with Dominator is that, as a British work viewed by someone born in the country, a bad British film is truly unbearable and drags into it talented people who should know better. In cinema, the British have been repeated kicked to the curb despite being the birthplace of director like Alfred Hitchcock and Michael Powell, not just from the bias of François Truffaut, and it is quite justifiable at times. We as a country champion laziness and lameness over quality as virtues when such ideas should be burn with fire. I get the feeling that Dominator was made with everyone involved having ‘fun’, words that now are dread inducing for me thanks to this film because it means that a movie like this is made, with a script full of pointless swearing and references only the British viewer could get without any meaning to them, and everyone calls it a day. It is a lack of quality control in favour of ‘enjoying’ oneself that makes this impossible for me to enjoy too. The only thing close to a salvation were the characters Decimator and Extricator (sic again), played by radio personalities Marc ‘Lard’ Riley and Mark Radcliffe, their lame and terrible humour actually amusing, and in a film which turns centuries and decades of mythology, rock music culture and Christian theology into a teenager’s lacking mindset without any sense of thrill or titillation to it all, they’re almost a demonic Greek chorus ripping into the awful film by not participating in the plot at all and being more interested in getting drunk instead.

That I returned to this film under the glib idea of reviewing it for a ‘Worst Of’ series is shameful on my part, but it becomes clear that it should be pulled up from the grave of mass obscurity as a warning of how this film’s mentality plagues pop culture. This lame, bastardisation of Christian mythology and alternative culture is still infecting heavy metal music, and will never create a song as great as Black Sabbath’s N.I.B. or Heaven or Hell, and for every good British film, or comic book, or TV series, or other cultural item except music or literature, which have grand canons of great artists to rest upon, there are too many creations which were made ‘for fun’ and make country look bad to myself and others, a cultural malaise that should have died long before I was born. Dominator is one of the worst films I’ve seen, but it’s also a tragic mirror to how bad British culture can be.

Click right mouse key and view on a new page to see images in larger detail
[From http://cf2.imgobject.com/t/p/original/uA350tyGx8fp4eN5HFtmNJ1vvFP.jpg]

Sunday, 27 January 2013

The ‘Stern Environmental Message’ of Cinema [On Deadly Ground (1994)]

From http://toloka.hurtom.com/photos/0912261542484848_f0_0.jpg


Dir. Steven Seagal
USA
Film #22 of The ‘Worst’ of Cinema

From http://s3.amazonaws.com/auteurs_production/images/film/on-deadly-ground/w448/on-deadly-ground.jpg?1291015183

“What does it take to change the essence of a man?” Steven Seagal says in his sole directorial film. The irony is that the same man who made this film is the same one who makes the straight-to-DVD films of now, the one mocked for a persona beyond parody and with controversies in his personal life that add to the absurd nature of his career. These words spoken by Seagal in the film are gravely potent in hindsight, as while he still has a pretty healthy career in his current position, one asks whether changing his own essence would have drastically changed to trajectory of his image. This entire review could just destroy the film, but I want to resist it for most of the length. That Seagal’s character is called Forrest Taft, at one with the trees, is going to make this difficult. But that On Deadly Ground tries to have a serious message to it means that I have to be serious with it as well. It’s a film that doesn’t settle with merely emphasising its environmental message through a plot depicting the follies of mankind – from the disaster movie to sci-fi – but to make itself into a polemic which also has to cater for an action film crowd. The results are justifiably infamous but also how one’s presentation of noble and true ideas can be off-putting and self harming to the cause, a problem few have learnt from even in this decade.

From http://i2.listal.com/image/2473226/500full.jpg

Environmental agent and corporation lapdog Forrest Taft (Seagal) gains back his humanity when he realises his boss Michael Jennings (Michael Caine) is planning to use defective equipment for his new oil rig to retain a contract from the Inuit community and the Alaskan government. When Jennings plans to bump Taft off, he pushes the man into staging a one man battle in the name of Mother Nature. An immediate issue arises for me, viewing this the third time for this review, that may only be mine but is a clear one, that even if the film does at least raise the problem itself, we are still viewing the prevention of environmental pollution and damage through as equal amounts of  damage and destruction on Taft’s half. Clearly under the motto of causing harm to prevent far greater amounts of it, one has to still admit that, because Seagal still has to make an action film, the usual trope of the genre of giving out the law through one’s own hands in context of preventing the woodlands from being burned away, while noble, shows cracks in the mindset. For some reason causing this much physical harm to another person to protect Mother Nature, or even animals in some contexts, brings out an uncomfortable moral conundrum since it’s not to protect another person. Many of us feels this goes too far, in real life contexts such as with animal rights campaigners as well, even if their beliefs are ones we all agree with, as I believe in too, because of the nature of violence as a destructive force. Films have played with this idea very well with concern on the good side’s behalf or with having villains who actually are fighting for a noble cause of protecting the ecosystem, even if it means eliminating the whole of mankind of the face of the planet. Seagal was never a subtle man however, and this is not Princess Mononoke (1997) which justifies its environmental message with its subtlety. In Out For Justice (1991) he crashed into each place he needed to be and battered everyone into submission, and has continued to do so in his work now. He can fight, outsmart everyone who crosses his path, even improvise a gun silencer out of a plastic fizzy pop bottle of all things, but he cannot convey an important message without making it feel like he is punching you in the face. The existential question of his I quote at the top of this review is from a bar scene when Taft plays a violent game of slaps with an obnoxious drunk, punching his in the stomach until he pukes to making him a changed man immediately. Seagal’s desire for bringing a new age, mentally awakening philosophy of protecting nature and moral grit feels out of place, and dubious, when placed with the morally grey, and far more vivid, world of action cinema. The message is obvious but is made contradictory against the messenger saying it.

From http://megalife.com.ua/uploads/posts/2010-04/1270568969_on-deadly-ground.avi_snapshot_00.15.48_2010.04.06_19.03.20.jpg

As a director, Seagal actually had the chops to make something as good looking as other films releases that year. His problem that faulted him was that he needed to make more than a ‘good looking’ film but a good film in general, compounded by the fact that, even if you ignore the quandaries of the plot’s key idea, he sacrificed the aspect of himself that made him popular for his audience. He has scenes in this where he shows his quick and violent martial art skills, but in comparison to the films that made his name, this film trimmed the main pull of its material – his prowess – far too much. This is more important since for me, his style is more of an acquired taste, not as elaborate as Eastern martial arts films, or of his rival Jean Claude Van Damme, and in danger of not being able to save a really bland film. Reducing it further means that it comes off as less likely to save a film like On Deadly Ground even if there are still explosions and deaths depicted onscreen. Worse is that in Seagal’s attempt to create an important message he makes the same mistake as ‘important’, Oscar candidate films have that he patronises minorities, in this case turning the Inuit community, who would suffer the most from Jennings’ greed, into a merely a plot point for a mystical journey for Taft. Said mystical journey adds to this problem as it involves gratuitous, spiritual dream journey, female Inuit nudity with a Vaseline smeared camera lens, and Seagal fighting a bear only to be propelled down a waterfall in a transition comparable to how your character jumps from panel to panel in the videogame Comix Zone (1995). That Taft in a later scene dismisses the journey to stop Jennings with guns and his fists makes the whole segment pointless and makes the Inuit community even vaguer.

From http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/3/32/OnDeadly005.jpg/600px-OnDeadly005.jpg

The film is unintentionally humorous at times, a horrible thing to say especially since it has such an important message, but it’s unavoidable. Its cast is probably what adds to this silliness. Seagal is his usual cocky but serious self that is always in danger of making him obnoxious in comparison to his action hero peers, his egotism sadly very clear even before his straight-to-video work. The rest of the cast do not come out of the film well, with the sole exception of Billy Bob Thornton, in a small role, who has a couple of scenes where he quips about ordinary things and seems to be there for the sake of it. Joan Chen, who has a filmography that includes working with the acclaimed arthouse director Zhang Kei Jia, in the fascinating meta-documentary 24 City (2008), and the awful 1995 adaptation of Judge Dredd, if left to spout vaguely mystical dialogue and stand in the background, squandering her physical beauty and acting ability. R. Lee Ermey brings his trademark use of abrasive phrases from Full Metal Jacket (1987) with him, but doesn’t get a lot of screen time and also, along with Michael Caine, has to explain why Taft is as dangerous as he is within the final act of the film when this fact is obvious. Caine and John C. McGinley cannot justify their performances in this film unless they find the utter amusement in them looking back at the movie. Trying to be the hard case henchman, in a very tight shirt I must add, McGinley looks like he has a wooden pole strapped to his back and plays a character who, for all his threatening talk, is completely useless and bumbling. His tenure on Scrubs (2001-2010) does not help as you can see ticks in his performance to suggest that, if this character had more than that pole to prod him up, he would start belittling his minions in humorous ways that may have improved the villains’ chances of winning by kicking the members of their group up the arse for their incompetence. Caine, as well known for his infamous choice of film roles as much as iconic films like Alfie (1966), goes forth and gladly chews the scenery, obvious dyed black hair, an accent that veers from Texan (??) oil baron to his own iconic voice, and an attitude that would make him unwanted at anyone’s birthday party if he wasn’t so rich and powerful to take it over. You don’t need to put a sign on him saying he’s evil, he shouts that point across as you would creep up to attach the sign around his neck.

From http://seeexq.com/screenshots/1081.%20V%20smertelnoi%20opasnosti.jpg

And that this review can descend into this sort of talk really drives home a sobering point into my heart that this was an attempt to help humanity, exemplified by the final scene of Seagal talking about protecting the environment to a video montage of appropriate scenes, and it is unbearable to put up with and insulting to the environmental cause instead. The awful fact is that, nearly twenty years on where environmental concerns are the same and this sort of campaigning by Hollywood actors is still prominent, the attempts by these icons and celebrities to come to us the viewer and spread words of wisdom to improve ourselves is patronising and hypocritical. This month I have encountered on YouTube a subversion of recent campaign by Hollywood stars like Julianne Moore and Jeremy Renner, pushing for tighter gun laws in the United States, with images of their work showing them blasting people full of holes and into viscera with firearms in violent actions scenes, deflating their words, face to camera in sombre black and white, with the judgemental ferocity of the hand of God. That their campaign is in response to the recent school shootings makes it no longer a laughing matter, and for all my jokes in this review, seeing Seagal campaign for environmental awareness through a bloody shootout in a home kitchen gives off the wrong message without the recent events being an influence. Action films, dismissed as mere brutality, can convey far more potent and effecting thoughts on morality, as can horror and other genre films, while these serious messages that are placed within them or in ‘important’ cinematic documents die the year after their releases in people’s minds. And Seagal didn’t learn from his mistake, dragging Harry Dean Stanton in the mire with him for Fire Down Below (1997), another environmental action film, and making himself look worse. No matter how good one’s intentions are, the folly of men is that they both let their egos affect the ideas and that they try to turn them into action films lacking even a really engaging story to begin with. 

From http://planetaua.net/uploads/posts/2010-03/1269185923_015c98e22726af36081c584788ca4a4f.jpg