Friday, 29 March 2013

Mini-Review: Terminator Woman (1993)

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Dir. Michel Qissi
USA

Unfortunately most films made are a waste of time, and when they have covers that suggest something rewarding, that fact stings more. I don’t even know why it’s Terminator Woman, except to cash in on James Cameron’s films, as science fiction or heavy metal lyric connotations the title has are nonexistent in this martial arts thriller. Sent over to Africa to transport a witness against the international villain Alex Gatelee (Michel Qissi), LA police partners Julie (Karen Sheperd) and Jay (Jerry Trimble) find themselves under fire. Both martial artists, Julie is kidnapped and attempts to escape while Jay, with the assistance of a boy called Charlie (Siphiwe Mlangeni) goes to get her back from Gatelee, a hidden plunder of gold bars in the centre of the web alongside the witness.

The film has two good virtues. Set in Africa, the environment in look and palette adds a unique difference to an otherwise conventional martial arts film from the United States. Karen Sheperd also stands out; while the fights are slower and less creative than their Asian counterparts, she does well as a prescience onscreen. Aside from that Terminator Woman is merely mediocre and forgettable. It pretty much goes to its expected conclusion without any real surprise to it, and Jerry Trimble, with a dated hairstyle, really does not stand out as a lead. That the cover and title is trying to sell Sheperd, the giant chunk of the narrative he takes up as the lead, without any sense of him commanding it whatsoever, makes him more incongruous. Even an abrupt, but amusing, sequence with dirt bikes cannot make Terminator Woman worth its ninety one minutes. 

African policemen are armed with crossbows to stop crime. I've only noticed this now, but its completely obvious in this screencap.
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