Best Film of the Month
1. Dance of the Seven Veils (Ken
Russell, 1970/UK) – 10/10
2. North by Northwest (Alfred
Hitchcock, 1959/USA) – 10/10
3. The Spirit of the Beehive
(Victor Erice, 1973/Spain) – 10/10
4. Panty and Stocking With
Garterbelt (Hiroyuki Imaishi, 2010/Japan) – 9/10 [Anime Series]
5. Content (Chris Petit,
2010/Germany-UK) – 9/10 [Rewatch]
6. Rififi (Jules Dassin,
1955/France) – 8/10
7. From Russia with Love (Terence
Young, 1963/UK) – 8/10 [Rewatch]
8. City of Women (Federico
Fellini, 1980/France-Italy) – 8/10
9. Freezer aka. Freeze Me
(Takashi Ishii, 2000/Japan) – 8/10 [Rewatch]
10. Skyfall (Sam Mendes,
2012/UK-USA) – 8/10
Pretty much a month of slowly
delving into the best of cinema in films like Rififi, an attempt to push back my taste in films further than the
nineteen sixties which is successful so far. It also shows just how consistency
or patterns really do not quantify where you can find great work. I am not that
fond of the James Bond films, but when they are done exceedingly well, two
appear on this list, while an obscure work from Federico Fellini managed
to be a hidden gem. The two worth mentioning are Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt and Dance of the Seven Veils. The former is not for everyone, but it is
the sort of experimentation and bravery I want more in Japanese anime,
completely tasteless and childish, but clearly made by talented people with no
restrictions in whatever tangents they desired over thirteen TV episodes. The latter
should be impossible to see, technically illegal to see because the Strauss
family have suppressed it until 2019, but Ken
Russell’s controversial documentary on the composer is available online, quite easily, and is exceptional. Like Fellini, once you become comfortable
with his style, Russell is a truly
talented director.
Biggest Surprise of the Month
1. Universal Soldier: Day of
Reckoning (John Hyams, 2012/USA) – 8/10
2. Night Train Murders (Aldo
Lado, 1975/Italy) – 8/10
3. Skyfall (Sam Mendes,
2012/UK-USA) – 8/10
4. Dragon Lord (Jackie Chan,
1982/Hong Kong) – 8/10
5. My Darling Clementine (John
Ford, 1946/USA) – 8/10
John Hyams’ film justifies itself in being at the top of this list
because I hated the first film in Hyams’
reinterpretation of the series. Taking heavy influence from Enter The Void (2010), Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning is
an unsettling and strange melding of action cinema, body horror and science
fiction, one that is compelling and suggests that straight-to-video action
cinema, even though this did get a cinema release in the US, has the potential
to be as brave as this. It was released straight to DVD this year in the UK, so
it is in the running for my best of 2013.
Discovery of the Month
1. City of Women (Federico
Fellini, 1980/France-Italy) – 8/10
2. The Day the Earth Caught Fire
(Val Guest, 1961/UK) – 8/10
3. Thief (Michael Mann, 1981/USA)
– 8/10
4. Dragon Lord (Jackie Chan,
1982/Hong Kong) – 8/10
5. Holy Flame of the Martial
World (Chin-Ku Lu, 1983/Hong Kong) – 7/10
6. Boccaccio ’70 (Federico
Fellini, Vittorio De Sica, Luchino Visconti and Mario Monicelli,
1962/France-Italy) – 8/10
7. Savage Messiah (Ken Russell,
1972/UK) – 8/10
We can thank the British DVD
company Masters of Cinema for the
number 1 entry. If they weren’t a boutique of gems before, they might become it
this year.
Biggest Change of Opinion
1. Sir Henry at Rawlinson End
(Steve Roberts, 1980/UK) – 8/10 [Rewatch]
2. Freezer aka. Freeze Me
(Takashi Ishii, 2000/Japan) – 8/10 [Rewatch]
3. Alphaville (Jean-Luc Godard,
1965/France-Italy) – 8/10 [Rewatch]
4. Terror At The Opera aka. Opera
(Dario Argento, 1987/Italy) – 8/10 [Rewatch]
5. Tokyo Godfathers (Satoshi Kon
and Shôgo Furuya, 2003/Japan) – 8/10 [Rewatch]
It took a single rewatch to make
a film I found boring on the first viewing a bizarre and hilarious piece of
absurdism, hence why Sir Henry at Rawlingson
End is at Number 1. This category is necessary as I question my opinions on
films I’ve seen years ago and rewatch them, my tastes shifting as films like
those on this list improve for me.
Most Divisive Film of the Month
1. Behindert (Stephen Dwoskin,
1974/West Germany-UK) – 6/10 [Rewatch]
2. The Master (Paul Thomas
Anderson, 2012/USA) – 8/10
3. House (Nobuhiko Obayashi,
1977/Japan) – 7/10 [Rewatch]
4. Visions of Ecstasy (Nigel
Wingrove, 1989/UK) – 6/10
5. Prometheus (Ridley Scott,
2012/UK-USA) – 6/10
As the review I did on the blog
states, Behindert has virtues but is
a minor work from the late director. Number 2 and 3 could be controversial choices,
but they need to be there. The Master
is a great film, but I don’t know exactly why, while House is good but is far from the weirdest film ever made but more
a curiosity from the Japanese mainstream in the seventies.
The Most Underrated Film
1. Savages (Oliver Stone,
2012/USA) – 8/10
2. Freezer aka. Freeze Me
(Takashi Ishii, 2000/Japan) – 8/10 [Rewatch]
3. City of Women (Federico
Fellini, 1980/France-Italy) – 8/10
4. Dragon Lord (Jackie Chan,
1982/Hong Kong) – 8/10
5. Night Train Murders (Aldo
Lado, 1975/Italy) – 8/10
6. Terror At The Opera aka. Opera
(Dario Argento, 1987/Italy) – 8/10 [Rewatch]
7. Arirang (Kim Ki-duk,
2011/South Korea) – 7/10
8. Street Fighter (Steven E. de
Souza, 1994/Japan-USA) – 7/10 [Rewatch]
9. Marquis De Sade’s Justine
(Jesus Franco, 1969/Italy-Liechtenstein-USA-West Germany) – 7/10
I keep questioning the general consensus
from film critics, and since I did a review of it this month too on the blog, Oliver Stone’s Savages needed to be on top of this list. Kim Ki-duk’s Arirang
walks a fine line between pretentiousness and art, but it’s clear that, even in
a dark moment of his career where he shut himself off from the outside world
for three years, he is able to scrutinise and criticise his sadness for
egotism, and more importantly, turn himself into a character from his films, a
conflicted, self destructive individual who lashes out at himself as much as
others. With this in mind, to dismiss it as an ego project seems like a cheap
comment.
The Most Overrated Film
1. Almost Human (Umberto Lenzi,
1974/Italy) – 4/10
2. Wreck-It Ralph (Rich Moore,
2012/USA) – 5/10
3. Liverpool (Lisandro Alonso,
2008/Argentina-France-Germany-Netherlands-Spain) – 5/10
4. Paranoid Park (Gus Van Sant,
2008/France-USA) – 3/10
5. The Spiral Staircase (Robert
Siodmak, 1945/USA) – 5/10
6. House (Nobuhiko Obayashi,
1977/Japan) – 7/10 [Rewatch]
House only appears on this because it far from justifies the
tagline as one of the weirdest films ever made. It is completely separate from
the other films on the list, including a Disney film which failed to live up to
its critical praise and inspired premise, and two art house films which felt paper-thin
on viewing, which is worse for Liverpool
since Alonso has made at least one masterpiece from what I
have seen. Almost Human takes the
top spot as it is the film people with knowledge of the Italian poliziotteschi
subgenre bring up as one of the best movies from it. It doesn’t really stand up
for me to be brutally honest.
Biggest Disappointment of the
Month
1. Almost Human (Umberto Lenzi,
1974/Italy) – 4/10
2. Wreck-It Ralph (Rich Moore,
2012/USA) – 5/10
3. Liverpool (Lisandro Alonso,
2008/Argentina-France-Germany-Netherlands-Spain) – 5/10
4. Paranoid Park (Gus Van Sant,
2008/France-USA) – 3/10
5. The Spiral Staircase (Robert
Siodmak, 1945/USA) – 5/10
6. Family (Takashi Miike,
2001/Japan) – 3/10
(Almost) identical to the list
above it. Again, it smarts how Wreck-It Ralph
turns a great concept into the usual plot line of an obnoxious person slowly
becoming a great person that is repeated to death in a lot of multiplex cinema.
It’s a hollow plotline that could be read to be a justification for the more
obnoxious behaviour people have of this generation coming through our pop
culture, but my real disappointment is that Wreck-It Ralph fails to be a tribute to videogames even a non-gamer
like myself, who used to play games, could have loved, and is yet still being
praised as a great film despite this glaring fact.
[Non] Guilty Pleasure of the
Month
1. Mad Bull 34 (Satoshi Dezaki,
1991/Japan) – 7/10
2. Starcrash (Luigi Cozzi,
1979/Italy-USA) – 8/10]
3. Sinbad of the Seven Seas
(Luigi Cozzi and Enzo G. Castellari, 1989/Italy-USA) – 6/10
4. Undefeatable (Godfrey Ho,
1993/Hong Kong) – 7/10 [Rewatch]
5. Street Fighter (Steven E. de
Souza, 1994/Japan-USA) – 7/10 [Rewatch]
The others are all ridiculous,
but the four episode original video animation Mad Bull 34 has to be put on top of the list because its content is
completely undefendable. From the era where anime only meant violence and sex
in the West, it is completely offensive, yet why I can still see merit in it is
because there is much worst in existence, including non-anime works, and that
the work cannot be taken seriously at all. Considering its original source
material was written by the man who created Crying Freeman, Lone Wolf
and Cub and Hanzo the Razor, you
should be going into this like I did knowing what to expect.
The Para-Bizarre Film/Scene/Work
of the Month
1. The final episode of Panty and
Stocking With Garterbelt (Hiroyuki Imaishi, 2010/Japan) – 9/10 [Anime Series]
2. Holy Flame of the Martial
World (Chin-Ku Lu, 1983/Hong Kong) – 7/10
3. Sir Henry at Rawlinson End
(Steve Roberts, 1980/UK) – 8/10 [Rewatch]
4. Starcrash (Luigi Cozzi,
1979/Italy-USA) – 8/10]
5. Grenade Underwear etc. from
Mad Bull 34 (Satoshi Dezaki, 1991/Japan) – 7/10
6. House (Nobuhiko Obayashi,
1977/Japan) – 7/10 [Rewatch]
7. Flying Head from Zombie Flesh
Eaters 2 aka. Zombi 3 (Lucio Fulci and Bruno Mattei, 1988/Italy) – 2/10
House only gets on this list because it still has some strange
aspects. Frankly, the inclusions above are far and away more strange and
bizarre than it could ever be. Number 1 has been in my mind for the rest of the
month since I saw the TV series, and while the rest of twelve episodes could
have been included on the list, the final episode takes the biscuit, use of
live action and a post end credit segment sealing the impact of the whole
thing.
Worst Film of the Month
1. Zombie Flesh Eaters 2 aka.
Zombi 3 (Lucio Fulci and Bruno Mattei, 1988/Italy) – 2/10
2. Demons 6: De Profundis aka. Il
gatto nero (Luigi Cozzi, 1989/Italy) – 2/10
3. Paranoid Park (Gus Van Sant,
2008/France-USA) – 3/10
5. Family (Takashi Miike,
2001/Japan) – 3/10
You can find out why the top two
entries are here through mini-reviews on the blog.
The Steven Seagal Award For Best
Worst Scene
1. The Religious Discussions
Crossed with Softcore Lesbian Sex Scenes in Sacred Flesh (Nigel Wingrove,
2000/UK) – 6/10
2. Flying Head from Zombie Flesh
Eaters 2 aka. Zombi 3 (Lucio Fulci and Bruno Mattei, 1988/Italy) – 2/10
Attempting to have serious
discussions on the nature of sin, only to become a string of softcore sex scenes
between nuns, is going to be silly. If you view it as softcore titillation, the
nunsploitation film Sacred Flesh has
some reward. Just don’t view it as anything else.
The Person(s) (And Concepts) of
The Month
1. Roger Deakins, Director of
Photography for Skyfall (Sam Mendes, 2012/UK-USA) – 8/10
2. Arisa Ogasawara and Mariya
Ise, main voice actresses for Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt (Hiroyuki
Imaishi, 2010/Japan) – 9/10 [Anime Series]
3. Taku Takahashi and TCY Crew,
music composers for Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt (Hiroyuki Imaishi,
2010/Japan) – 9/10 [Anime Series]
4. Yoshiaki Umegaki, voice actor
for Tokyo Godfathers (Satoshi Kon and Shôgo Furuya, 2003/Japan) – 8/10
[Rewatch]
5. Christopher Gable, principle
lead for Dance of the Seven Veils (Ken Russell, 1970/UK) – 10/10
6. Jackie Chan and the Stunt Team
of Dragon Lord (Jackie Chan, 1982/Hong Kong) – 8/10
7. James Caan. for Thief (Michael
Mann, 1981/USA) – 8/10
8. Harumi Inoue, main actress of
Freezer aka. Freeze Me (Takashi Ishii, 2000/Japan) – 8/10 [Rewatch]
9. Ken Russell
10. Raul Julia, for Street
Fighter (Steven E. de Souza, 1994/Japan-USA) – 7/10 [Rewatch]
Honourable Mentions - Jack
Palance, for Marquis De Sade’s Justine (Jesus Franco,
1969/Italy-Liechtenstein-USA-West Germany) – 7/10; Trevor Howard, for Sir Henry
at Rawlinson End (Steve Roberts, 1980/UK) – 8/10 [Rewatch]; Tangerine Dream,
music composers for Thief (Michael Mann, 1981/USA) – 8/10; Marcello
Mastroianni, for City of Women (Federico Fellini, 1980/France-Italy) – 8/10;
Federico Fellini; Scott Antony and Dorothy Tutin, for Savage Messiah (Ken
Russell, 1972/UK) – 8/10; Jules Dassin, for Rififi (1955/France) – 8/10]; Kim
Ki-duk; John Hyams, director of Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning (2012/USA)
– 8/10; The Special Effects Team of Starcrash (Luigi Cozzi, 1979/Italy-USA) –
8/10; Elle [and His Voice Actor Hamilton Camp] of Starcrash (Luigi Cozzi,
1979/Italy-USA) – 8/10; Chris Petit, director of Content (2010/Germany-UK) –
9/10 [Rewatch]; Whoever donated 1990s WWF Wrestling PPV DVDs in one of my local
charity shops; The Practical Effects Team of Holy Flame of the Martial World
(Chin-Ku Lu, 1983/Hong Kong) – 7/10; Federico Fellini, Vittorio De Sica,
Luchino Visconti and Mario Monicelli, for their work on Boccaccio ’70
(1962/France-Italy) – 8/10; James Mason, for North by Northwest (Alfred
Hitchcock, 1959/USA) – 10/10; Luigi Cozzi; Salma Hayek, for Savages (Oliver
Stone, 2012/USA) – 8/10; Michael Fassbinder, for Prometheus (Ridley Scott,
2012/UK-USA) – 6/10; Michel Gondry; Viewing Disney Animation on Super 8 film;
Eddie Constantine and Anna Karina, for Alphaville (Jean-Luc Godard,
1965/France-Italy) – 8/10 [Rewatch]; Alpha 60 from Alphaville (Jean-Luc Godard,
1965/France-Italy) – 8/10 [Rewatch]; Henry Fonda and Victor Mature for My
Darling Clementine (John Ford, 1946/USA) – 8/10; Lou Ferrigno and John Steiner
for Sinbad of the Seven Seas (Luigi Cozzi and Enzo G. Castellari,
1989/Italy-USA) – 6/10; Bizarre and Long Forgotten 90s WWF Wrestler Gimmicks
like Mantaur and Adam Bomb
The Bond films were stylish, but Deakins
has taken the series to a new level of visual look that is jaw dropping and I
hope continues in the series. Of all the inclusions on the list and mentions,
the references to WWF wrestling might be a surprise, but thanks to an unknown
donator of DVDs, I can now see the strange period before wrestlers like Stone Cold Steve Austin made it big and
have evidence that, while I love the decade, the nineties in general is
probably more dated and peculiar than any other. Voice actresses Arisa Ogasawara and Mariya Isedo deserve the second spot on the list for helping make
such a divisive series work which the charisma of their performances. They also
take English language swearing, particular Ogasawara’s use of the word ‘fuck’,
to a level of artistry that even live action work cannot compare, just
scrapping at the glass floor of David
Mamet ‘s throne.
Dishonorable Person (Or Concept)
of the Month
The suppression of Dance of the
Seven Veils (Ken Russell, 1970/UK) that will last to 2019
Dishonourable Mentions - Sam Raimi,
for Oz the Great and Powerful (2013/USA) – 5/10; The Late Nineteen Eighties for
Destroying the Quality of Italian Genre Films; Claudio Fragasso and Bruno
Mattei for Zombie Flesh Eaters 2 aka. Zombi 3 (Lucio Fulci and Bruno Mattei,
1988/Italy) – 2/10; Sushi Typhoon for Yakuza Weapon (Tak Sakaguchi and Yudai
Yamaguchi, 2011/Japan) – 4/10; Eran Creevy for his disappointing follow-up
Welcome to the Punch (2013/UK-USA) – 3/10;
It seems cruel to have Sam Raimi on the mentions list, but I
want better for him, and like Wreck-It
Ralph, it’s the same plot of an arsehole redeeming himself that feels
vacuous. Eran Creevy appearance here
is soul crushing, since I remember seeing his micro-budgeted debut Shifty (2009) on a cinema screen years
ago and being impressed by it. Unfortunately, and I probably should have put co-producer
Ridley Scott and the people who put Welcome To The Punch into production on
the list instead of him, Creevy has
ended having his follow-up become the sort of tedious film that we get stuck
with being made in the United Kingdom when we all know our country can make
better.
75 Works Watched In March
24 Rewatched Works
51 New Works Seen