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Dir. Tetsuo Imazawa
Japan
Film #8 of the ‘Worst’ of Cinema
[Note= The version of Psychic Wars I viewed was an English
dub only copy. I inform you of this because anime has a very complex history
with its English dubbing. Older dubs could change the script to the point of
changing the entirety of the plot, and/or be incredibly awful even for great anime.
Even now English dubbing tends to divide anime fans despite the fact that great
ones do exist. Part of a mini-collection by Manga
Entertainment called The Collection,
the out-of-print British DVD of Psychic
Wars is the only one I know of that exists except for a US disc that,
frankly, would probably be not worth trying to get hold of. Bare this in mind
with this review.]
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Psychic Wars is awful. I chose it because it was on my list of the
worst works I have seen over the years, the truly worst, the 1/10s which is a
very selective list that not any film or anime can get on. On the rewatch, it
is not justifiable to have it on that list still, because it’s merely a waste
of time, not abominable, not one of the worst viewing experiences I’ve ever
had. It is a testament to a time that, with rare exceptions now, Japanese anime
in the West was an abstract entity, not because of the content, but because it
could exist in a variety of viewing forms. The Original Video Animations, the OVAs,
straight-to-video animation which had (usually) higher budgets and freedom for
creativity than television, are the main reason for this when they were still
being made in large amounts before the 2000s. Their variety of lengths, not
just their stories, altered the material they contained; they could be six
episodes long, or just thirty or so minutes long, with most I’ve seen being
around forty to sixty minutes in length. By themselves, separate from their
original source material, or if they were original stories and concepts, they
were small bursts of images and narrative that either left you wanting more, or
if they were convoluted or had no closed endings, left you baffled by what you
had seen. I was too young to grow up with this sort of short length anime being
released in the West for the first time, and while I can find many of them on
DVD or on YouTube (or even on
videotape despite the lack of access to a working VHS player), I wish we still
lived with this type of anime being made one after another, both because it
allowed for creativity, and trained younger anime directors and let them
experiment, but because as well I find delight, perverse and sincere, in the
idea that a random forty minute animation could suddenly materialise on a
videotape shelf or in a rental store and dumbfound the person who viewed it. That
said...I am not going to defend Psychic
Wars even if it conjured up these thoughts for me viewing it again. I would
defend other ‘bad’ short form anime like it, but not Psychic Wars itself.
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Adapted from a sci-fi novel by Yasuaki Kadota, a surgeon finds himself
pulled into a war for mankind’s survival when he treats an old woman, becoming
imbued with supernatural powers and pulled towards prehistoric Japan to protect
human kind from being wiped out of existence by a species of demons. Its short
length makes Psychic Wars far more
breakneck than the plot needs to work; while I only know of the novel from this
anime, to attempt to cram any elaborate work in such a short running time, a
common occurrence in anime, is never going to faithfully translate the original
story. The results can be compelling – as with the feature length adaptation of
X (1996) for me – but for Psychic Wars it’s not. Its pacing for
such a short anime is problematic, sputtering from moments of exposition to an
action scene in the first half without any sense of where it should be going,
and ping-ponging back and forth through the narrative’s time period without a
gracefulness to make such a fragmented structure work. It is cheaply made on a
low budget too, which is a further problem. There are attempts to make it
interesting – artistic looking sequences and a CGI vortex effect that amused my
obsession with dated computer effects from the early nineties – but this
crippling flaw is worsened by the really generic plot that undermines the
anime’s chances of being entertaining. What could be a stylistic flourish, such
as the protagonist taking on a group of horseback riding demons in prehistoric
Japan that is done in sepia, could have been because of budget constraints, and
while I am just as fascinated by bad animation if it looks interesting, Psychic Wars hasn’t really got a lot of
moments to make it worth watching again. This is pretty much the same with the
plot too as mentioned. There are moments of unintentional humour, seemingly
about to promise a better anime when the surgeon first becomes Super Saiyan and
fights a demonic tumour by punching it repeatedly with his fists, but there’s
little to really attach myself to in this in terms of kitsch or quality. As
much as I like that there was a period where anime like this snuck onto Western
store shelves frequently before my time, there are plenty of other OVAs and
short length non-sequiturs that far more better or jaw dropping in their
content.
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Normally when I watch anime that
I can only view with the English dub, I try to judge them separate from the
dubbing, but the one for Psychic Wars
is awful, which I admit to having produced a laugh from me once or twice
throughout the viewing. If the end credits are right, it was recorded in a
studio in Cardiff, Wales, which does mean that there’s a scene where a demon
general not only has to try and go forward with the plan to exterminate mankind
but also hide his unexpected English accent, trying to speak in an American one
like almost all British made dubs attempted to, which, while could be seen as
cruel mocking by myself, is still amusing and does not let the hook the poor
dubbing job. The whole anime, alongside the out-of-print series The Collection that Manga Entertainment released on DVD (and
I own a few of), reminds me of a concept that the British company had, before
it failed and they became a legitimately great company now, of releasing
material that could be ‘beer and curry anime’, titles that anyone would watch
on a Friday night with the foodstuffs mentioned, with friends, like they would
with an action film. It does happen, but the concept of making anime fully
mainstream, not just at the edge of it as it is now, has yet to be obtained. Manga Entertainment once thought that
releasing violent and sexually explicit works, to separate anime from
children’s animation, a paradox as anime is both for children and adults
depending on the material, would work but it ended up making anime look like
violent cartoon porn to British tabloids. Anime like Psychic Wars, released before I was old enough to become interested
in Japanese animation, is no longer released in vast quantities here as a
younger fanbase of teenagers make up most of the market. Only Studio Ghibli, in its own bubble, has
really succeeded in breaking into the mainstream because of the quality of the
work. Manga Entertainment could still
reach their goal, picking up one-off and feature length animation that would be
a lot more assessable for a non-anime fan to get into instead of a TV series,
but even the concept of ‘beer and curry anime’ needs quality works to be
released, and to be promoted greatly, to make the idea work. A bad action film
is a bad action film, even with korma in your stomach, and if a good one is
lost in the shuffle of new releases, nothing will succeed. As much as I got a
masochistic kick revisiting Psychic Wars,
you need good anime with English dubs of merit to succeed in reaching the
mainstream. Great, accessible anime still exists but it gets lost in the crowd,
and is not helped by the anime industry’s increasing pandering to the
questionable tastes of die-hard Japanese, and Western, anime otaku. What sane
person would watch some of the anime made now, especially those with gratuitous
panty shots of animated, underage schoolgirls, with a chicken ṭikka masālā in
one hand, a Carlsberg in the other
and a smile on their face?
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